Thor, I love you to bits, but we need to talk about your definition of ‘in my youth’:
The Jotuns must pay for what they have done. March into Jotunheim as you once did. Teach them a lesson. Break their spirits so they’ll never dare to try to cross our borders again.
#I remain intrigued by this quote#because like many of the films statements about time and asgardians it makes no goddam logical sense#but meta to the rescue:#I like the idea that this is how the aesir experience time#not as a progression#as we do#where yesterday is recent#last year a while ago#and ten years ago a long time ago#but in epochs and eras#marked by changes in themselves#they don’t age much#not like we do#whether you think they are young for the same-ish time we are and in their prime longer#or if they are still kids at 300+ years old#either way#for them time is purely relative#and nothing changes much#not technology not culture not the people around you#so you judge time by internal markers#thor judges his own maturity as beginning on the day he regained mjolnir and lost loki#so before then he was a youth for all he thought himself a man#for only a youth would court war#and now he knows himself a man#though still battle-hungry#(because it’s THOR c’mon)#but not war hungry#and there is a difference#and it’s about putting others wants and needs and safety before your own#which is what he was lacking in thor 2011 ( amberfox17 )
happy bulky viking warrior family
Thor: God of Thunder #24
basically every other country is thor on the fourth of july
Chris Hemsworth as Thor on the set of Avengers: Age of Ultron [x]
"Once I’m dead, burn us together and let our ashes mingle as one".
Thorki - Modern Royalty AU
"People are talking." Odin casted an hard look upon his heir.
"It doesn’t matter," Thor laughed, "once I’m king ‘The party prince?’ will be forgotten, you know it’s not who I am."
"If only it was," sighed Odin, "what would I give for a playboy who runs through women? But what I have… is a heir who shows no interest in them." Thor didn’t look at his father, hoping for that conversation to end. "You thought I didn’t know? I’ve been keeping pictures of our family out of the press for years. What you do at night with Loki, your brother is a disgrace. It’s disgusting and it has to stop, you understand?" He raised his voice as Thor’s gaze was still on the floor, "IS THAT CLEAR?"
"Yes, father." The future king finally said.
loki is a treasure trove of ridiculous faces in this scene